Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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