We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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