perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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