You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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