so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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