your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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