Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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