butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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