Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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