Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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