So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Come share oat with me in your robe
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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