nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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