States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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