she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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