So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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