Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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