Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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