are you so shy because you have an std?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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