There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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