redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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