Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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