this boner is exhausting
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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