In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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