So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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