its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
