if you like me you must not know who I am
This girl is more easily done than said...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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