But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Someone signed my nipple.
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