wat bout pragnant strippers??
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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