YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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