I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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