you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I'm always down for nudity.
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