A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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