Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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