You're completely useless in the revolution.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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