She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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