Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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