Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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