We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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