5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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