I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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