If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I am available for nakedness
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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