when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Never underestimate the power of titties
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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