your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
North Korea, Best Korea!
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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