she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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