your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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