i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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