Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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