how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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