Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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