Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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