Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Everyone says I win the strip club
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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