I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
When are your genitals available?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
