If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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