He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
These tits shall not be calmed
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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